Thursday, January 24, 2013

Don't Leave The House On Wednesdays at 3:30pm!

Yesterday afternoon I was on the phone with my cousin Kate. Our conversation went like this:

Kate: Gosh I have just been feeling so ugly and bad about myself this afternoon and then it occurred to me--DUH..it's Wednesday at 3:30pm.

Me: Huh?

Kate: The ugliest moment in every human being's life occurs on Wednesdays at 3:30pm.

Me: (Laughing) What are you talking about?

Kate: It's a scientific fact.

Me: Says who?

Kate: It was on The Today Show.

Me: That doesn't make any sense!

Kate: It's just past 3:30 now, go look in the mirror.

I submit to her ridiculous request and go take a peak. Oh my God--I looked like death warmed over. I am not kidding you; I am not pulling your leg; I would not have believed it had I not seen it with my own eyes. IT"S TRUE!!

Now I know my readers are laughing right now and thinking we're completely ridiculous so I'm going to prove our theory with 2 photo-comparisons:


First Example

This photo of me was taken on a Friday afternoon while visiting Laine at Preschool. I was wearing no makeup other than lipgloss and I'm pretty sure I hadn't showered that day:

Now this photo was taken yesterday, Wednesday at 3:32pm--same situation, no makeup. OMG!!!
Ya'll have to admit it was BRAVE for me to even post this on here. Lord!

Here goes the second example:

Here is my cousin Kate on that same Friday afternoon visiting Lilah at Preschool. She is wearing no makeup what so ever! Beautiful girl!

Now--this photo was taken yesterday, Wednesday at EXACTLY 3:30pm--same situation, no makeup.
This is not her finest moment.


I think we've proven our case!! Don't leave the house on Wednesdays at 3:30pm!!


ADDENDUM TO THIS POST, DATED 1/25/13:

For those of you who mocked my post yesterday (Charlie Bell) here's the science behind it. Who's laughing now?! ;)

http://video.msnbc.msn.com/rock-center/50582906

(Fyi..the clip about Ugly Wednesdays starts 2 min and 32 sec into this video.)

http://www.dvice.com/2013-1-23/ladies-we-are-our-ugliest-wednesdays





7 comments:

  1. I'm so glad someone has brought this serious problem with Wednesdays at 3:30 to light. People all across America are leaving their houses looking like they got hit with the ugly stick and they don't even know it!! Friends don't let friends leave lookin' ugly!

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  2. Okay, girl, you definitely proved your case!!!

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  3. Ok, so to put this as nice as I can, and you know I love you and your blog and mostly how you look at the world but on this one " You are a idot"

    Love ya.

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  4. Wait.....did I mention this is probably will make my list of the all time " Stupidest things I have every heard of" and probably will qualify you as a candidate for Jay Leno's Game show JayWalkers.

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